Friday, July 12, 2013

Freaky Friday: Top 3 To Avoid at All Costs

If you've been reading this blog for awhile, you know I have a secret obsession. If you're a newbie, I have a confession... I'm a sucker for sequels. It doesn't matter whether or not I liked the first movie--although, it helps. If a sequel comes out and I've watched the first film, I MUST see the sequel. It's horrible.
And unfortunately, I saw Hostel. Now, I actually thought the first film was decent, the second was so-so, but number three! Oh heaven, number three. It might be the third in the series, but Hostel 3 is NUMBER 1 on the TOP 3 TO AVOID AT ALL COSTS horror movie list.
It's graphic, which is fine; I've seen the Saw series. I can handle gore. But, the story? It's so ridiculous, it defies all logic. Bachelor party gone wrong with a non-twist twist ending. Moral of the story, don't go off the strip into a warehouse in the middle of no where with strippers/escorts. Everyone got that? Great. Moving on...

NUMBER 2 on the list is the horrific--and not in a good way--horror flick that tried to capture the popularity of Megan Fox after the Transformer films. And that one is Jennifer's Body. Every teen boys dream, undoubtedly they tried to capture the male audience with the title. Alas for those hoping to see a bit of skin, I am sorry to disappoint, but you never see the body of Jennifer's Body. Instead, your treated to over 100 minutes of pure torture--not the Hostel kind.
Tune in next week for our Fearless Blogger's full run down of why to avoid Jennifer's Body. And finally, on to our final selection...

Last, but in no way least, NUMBER 3 on our list is The Innkeepers. Seriously, I know I've ranted about this one before, but it deserves to be on this list. It's so insanely boring, not at all scary, and completely illogical on every level, I need to inform as many people as possible to stay far far away.
To check out the complete scoop on The Innkeepers, you can find my rant review here.

To recap and to be CERTAIN you don't miss the list. Here's the TOP 3 TO AVOID AT ALL COSTS...
  1. Hostel III
  2. Jennifer's Body
  3. The Innkeepers
What's on your To Avoid At All Costs list? What horror movies have you running?

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