Friday, July 19, 2013

Freaky Friday: Jennifer's Body

Last week, we touched on the TOP 3 TO AVOID AT ALL COSTS horror list. JENNIFER'S BODY landed at the number two spot. Today, our Fearless Blogger is back to give us the full run down on why to avoid, avoid, avoid Jennifer's Body.
"Sometimes the trailer of a movie leads us to believe a film is something it's not. In this case, the trailer featured a dark haired girl, who at one point when she raised her head, had a mouth full of fangs. Always on the look for vampy goodness, I set out to watch Jennifer's Body (2009).
Needless to say, I did not get my vampire movie. Instead, I got a vapid quasi-demon movie. [Spoiler Alert: Highlight with mouse to see] I was seriously offended for my pagan friends when a book simply titled, "Witchcraft", is used to help turn "Jennifer" into a demon.

The only reason I didn't leave at this point was that I knew Kyle Gallner was in it, and I happen to like his deep-set dark eyes.

Even Kyle's eyes couldn't save this rag.
Weird Fact: Megan Fox’s thumbs were CGI’d in the movie. The movie makers did not like the look of her stubby thumbs.

The only redeeming quality of this movie is the very end. [Spoiler Alert: Highlight with mouse to see] Needy, the main character who fights Jennifer, kills the rock band that started it all. I was happy to see their decapitation by the end of it.

Rating: F-"

Sadly, having scene this flick, I've got to agree with our Fearless Blogger. What do you think? Do you give Jennifer's Body a thumbs up or thumbs down?

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