*Warning: This post is full of spoilers. If you haven't seen the movie...wait, you haven't seen the movie?*reviewing the prequel Prometheus a few weeks ago, I knew it was time to rectify my decades long dilemma. I had to watch Alien...finallly. But, here's the problem. I saw Alien this past weekend with the expectations of a 2012 movie viewer - high suspense, killer graphics, pumped up CGI. And...Alien is not those things. Don't get me wrong, the actual Alien creature is wicked cool (see I can pull off 90s slang). But...
|I spit acid. Beat that!|
|I pilot spaceships and let you play Jumpman, just not at the same time.|
|Common sense, the downfall of humanity.|
|Do I have something on my face?|
|The cat and I will be in the containment area. Y'all have fun.|
PS GAH! Blogger ate my original review, which was so much better. Alas, this one will have to do. *sad*
What did you think of the Alien film? What am I in for with the sequels?