Treebeard wannabe without the awesome factor. This thing is a two-legged gold-eating beast with hooves and green blood. Sans witty remarks. The emaciated look doesn't help him either. It just makes me want to feed him a cracker.
|There's only one Treebeard|
|Oh look at those gold earrings. Nom nom.|
|Give me that gold name tag, Billy Zane!|
"I thought this whole leprechaun stuff was a bunch of malarchy."
"What are you gonna tell your men, you're a lepre-cop?"
Okay, I kind of like the lepre-cop one. Damn you Billy Zane. I cannot stay mad at you even when you do terrible movies. But, I can steer horror fans away from this debacle. Alas, Syfy, you are not the Sci-fi or Sci-fi channel of my youth.
Rating: F+ (the plus is for Billy)