Friday, April 20, 2012

Freaky Friday: Psychosis

Warning this review will be short and scathing. 

Nothing. Absolutely nothing even slightly redeeming about Psychosis. Another movie with a writer gone crazy - or is she actually the only one to be believed? I don't know. I don't care. Why, however, does the horror industry believe that all writers are psychopaths? I mean, yeah, we're a pretty quirky bunch...and okay, maybe crazy does fit. But, we don't all end up in padded rooms with a doctor throwing away the key. Well, most of us don't...I hope.
Staring at this block of cheese is more entertaining.
If you're wondering about the actual content of the movie, stop. Seriously, don't bother. It has no coherent storyline. In fact, to borrow a cliche, the plot has more holes than Swiss cheese. Charisma Carpenter couldn't save this debacle with Buffy and Angel's combined efforts. With no resolution in sight after 90 minutes, I'd like to sue writer and director for the time they took from my life.
Sorry girl. This ain't gonna help your career.
Rating: Big fat F.

PS Please don't waste your time. Don't believe me? Check out the other ratings around the internet. For once, the mass mob of critics is right!

2 comments :

  1. Thank you. I am forewarned and forearmed and shall not waste my time! LOL!

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    1. LOL. I'm happy to have saved you, Heather. :) Have a great weekend!

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